Thursday, December 13, 2007

help wanted

hanauer fun fact no 165: i have never been turned down for a job that i have interviewed for.

...an (incomplete) list of jobs (since age 16) - in no order

1 checking account envelope stuffer (OHSL)
2 logistics manager (capital city container [dell corp])
3 real estate helper guy (can't recall agent's name - nashville, tn)
4 cashier and stockboy (furrow hardware - glenway ave)
5 resident assistant (highrise dorm - seventh floor - lipscomb u)
6 delivery engineer (sims-lohman cabinets)
7 milkman dispatcher (purity dairy - nashville, tn) *never actually dispatched anyone
8 loader/unloader (ups)
9 driver's helper (ups)
10 quality control (xomox industrial valves)
11 ukrainian education intern (kyiv, ua)
12 plasma donation specialist (unsure if i could claim this as employment)
13 adt salesman (a division of armour security - nashville, tn)
14 art teacher (mwenge primary school - moshi, tanzania)
15 owner/operator (unit 4 investments) *specializing in lawn care, house flipping, roof repair, closet building, etc.
16 emt (cheviot fire department)
17 dorm floor cleaner
18 old lady landscape specialist
19 jewish family handyman (don't ask)
20 firefighter (cincinnati fire department)

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